Joe Rock's Blog http://blog.joerockstories.com A noggle boggler who bloggles! Fri, 25 May 2007 17:00:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.6 en Arms. http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/05/25/arms/ http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/05/25/arms/#comments Fri, 25 May 2007 17:00:14 +0000 Stan Uncategorized http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/04/01/arms/ Allan said, “I could ask Scott to give you arms instead of a mouth!”

What is that? Why can’t I have both?

Does he STILL think I talk too much?

No mouth.

]]> http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/05/25/arms/feed/ Stories or Lies http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/05/17/stories-or-lies/ http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/05/17/stories-or-lies/#comments Thu, 17 May 2007 17:00:51 +0000 Stan Uncategorized http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/04/01/stories-or-lies/ Allan is always changing the truth. He calls it storytelling.

I call it telling stories.

He said he needed to get some work done and that I was talking too much.

]]> http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/05/17/stories-or-lies/feed/ Rice and Confetti! http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/05/11/weddings-are-fun/ http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/05/11/weddings-are-fun/#comments Fri, 11 May 2007 17:00:29 +0000 The Twins Uncategorized http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/04/01/weddings-are-fun/ We went to a wedding. We threw lots and lots of rice and confetti at the bride and groom.

We didn’t know the groom could run so FAST.

We dried out pretty fast after the groom dropped us in the swimming pool.

Weddings are fun!

]]> http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/05/11/weddings-are-fun/feed/ A Granite Split http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/05/04/a-granite-split/ http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/05/04/a-granite-split/#comments Fri, 04 May 2007 17:00:11 +0000 Joe Rock Uncategorized http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/04/01/a-granite-split/ As I said before, I am made of granite.

Stonemasons can split granite along the grain to make a flat surface. I don’t like stonemasons.

Round is beautiful.

]]> http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/05/04/a-granite-split/feed/ A Rock of Many Colours http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/04/27/a-rock-of-many-colours/ http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/04/27/a-rock-of-many-colours/#comments Fri, 27 Apr 2007 17:00:12 +0000 Joe Rock Uncategorized http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/04/01/a-rock-of-many-colours/ I am made of granite. Granite comes in colours. Granite can be pink, dark grey and even black.

The word granite comes from the Latin word granum.

Granum means grain.

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Maybe they think tea is good for stress.

They can use all the help they can get, let me tell you.

]]> http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/04/20/stress/feed/ Sadie, Sadie http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/04/13/sadie-sadie/ http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/04/13/sadie-sadie/#comments Fri, 13 Apr 2007 17:00:32 +0000 Joe Rock Uncategorized http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/01/01/sadie-sadie/ Scott has a dog named Sadie.

She is as big as his living room. She has a very short tail. When she wags her tail, her whole body wobbles this way and that.

Stan says he does not like Sadie. Does anyone know why?

]]> http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/04/13/sadie-sadie/feed/ Smiling Allan http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/04/06/smiling-allan/ http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/04/06/smiling-allan/#comments Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:17:29 +0000 Joe Rock Uncategorized http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/04/01/smiling-allan/ Allan is smiling.

He is writing a happy song for Kate’s birthday. He will say that Stan and I wrote it.

He sometimes has difficulty with reality issues.

Anyway, if he forgets that his wife has a birthday, he will be writing an unhappy song.

]]> http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/04/06/smiling-allan/feed/ Rocks Garden http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/03/30/rocks-garden/ http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/03/30/rocks-garden/#comments Fri, 30 Mar 2007 17:00:07 +0000 Hector Uncategorized http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/03/23/rocks-garden/ Some people think that if you plant little bits of gravel it will grow into a rock garden. That is not right.

Rock gardens are places where the GARDENERS are rocks. Joe is a rock gardener. He will plant lobelia in his garden.

]]> http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/03/30/rocks-garden/feed/ Blisters http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/03/23/blisters/ http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/03/23/blisters/#comments Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:00:13 +0000 Captain Bob Uncategorized http://blog.joerockstories.com/2007/03/23/blisters/ Joe is still green. He looks good in green. But he asked me to write his blog today.

 

I have blisters on my toes. Dancing. I have blisters on my heels. Dancing. My legs are sore. Dancing. When is the next dance party?

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