Is Stan Lying About His Age?

Written by Joe Rock on Friday, February 16, 2007

I wonder what kind of wood Stan is.

Maybe we could find someone to do a core sample. I wonder how old he really is. A core sample would tell us that, too.

What’s that, Stan? Pardon me, I cannot hear you.

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Comment by Stan

January 22, 2007 at 9:10 am

You could SO hear me. I said, “I don’t like saws, I don’t like fire, I don’t like Boy Scouts!”

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Comment by Captain Bob

February 16, 2007 at 2:53 pm

I was a Boy Scout. What’s wrong with Boy Scouts? When I was a Boy Scout, I learned how to whittle. Maybe you would like to be whittled into something interesting. How about a flute? Or a recorder? Or a spoon?

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